Hello there. You can call me Nebuloso. Or Neb. Honestly, you call me whatever strikes your fancy. Just don’t call me, “Fancy”, because: 1) it would be stupid, and 2) it will piss me off. You probably don’t want to piss me off.
Rather than bore you with a solid block of prose about me and what I am forced to call “my life”, I thought that I’d just toss out a list of labels you can stick on me. I’m sure you’ll come up with enough of your own in due course.
- libertarian
- agnostic
- sybarite
- sarcastic
- hedonist
- arrogant prick
- opinionated
- snarky
- know-it-all
- godless heathen
- selfish bastard
- immoral
- all around asshole
That’s a good start, at any rate. Feel free to offer up suggestions. As you can probably tell from my list, there are no guarantees that I’ll actually add it above, but you never know. Life is full of surprises.
